"my Obit Is Going To Be Full

I Wish Frank Sinatra Would Just Shut Up And Sing.

I'm A Total Democrat. I'm Anti-republican. And It's Only Fair That You Know It... I'm Liberal. The L Word!

When You Talk About A Great Actor, You're Not Talking About Tom Cruise. His Whole Behavior Is So Shocking. It's Inappropriate And Vulgar And Absolutely Unacceptable To Use Your Private Life To Sell Anything Commercially, But I Think It's Kind Of A Sickness.

Very Few People Want To Hear The Truth. Bogie Was Like That, My Mother Was Like That, And I'm Like That. I Believe In The Truth, And I Believe In Saying What You Think. Why Not? Do You Have To Go Around Whispering All The Time Or Playing A Game With People? I Just Don't Believe In That. So I'm Not The Most Adored Person On The Face Of The Earth.

Isn't Hope An Incredible, A Wonderfully Demented Thing?