My Old Life - No Amount Of

I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded Restaurant, And Say, 'you Know, I'm The Only Person In This Restaurant Who Can't Draw.'

Caring About The Quality Of Your Work Causes Stress. Stress Can Kill You. Maintain Good Health By Remembering That The Stockholders Are Complete Strangers Who Have Never Done Anything For You.

Methods For Predicting The Future: 1) Read Horoscopes, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards, Or Crystal Balls . . . Collectively Known As "nutty Methods;" 2) Put Well-researched Facts Into Sophisticated Computer . . . Commonly Referred To As "a Complete Waste Of Time."

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.