My One Regret In Life Is That

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

If Man Were Immortal, Do You Realize What His Meat Bills Would Be?

No, No, I'm A Lowbrow. I Read [dostoevsky] More Out Of Obligation Than Enjoyment. For Enjoyment, For Me, It's A Beer And The Football Game.

I Don't Know The Question, But Sex Is Definitely The Answer.

I Always Felt That The Problems Of The World Would Never Ever Be Solved Until People Came To Terms With The Deeper Issues [spiritual] - That There Would Be An Aimless Reshuffling Of World Leaders And Governments And Programs.