My One Regret In Life Is That

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

I Want To Return To The Womb, Anyone's.

I've Always Had An Easy Time Directing Actors Because I Always Hire Ones That Are Great Before I Get My Hands On Them.

You Can't Ride Two Horses With One Behind.

Remember, If You Smoke After Sex You're Doing It Too Fast.