My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough

Everyone Wants To Live On Top Of The Mountain, But All The Happiness And Growth Occurs While You’re Climbing It

Yes, We Praise Women Over 40 For A Multitude Of Reasons. Unfortunately, It's Not Reciprocal. For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed, Hot Woman Over 40, There Is A Bald, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year Old Waitress. Ladies, I Apologize. For All Those Men Who Say, "why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free?", Here's An Update For You. Nowadays 80% Of Women Are Against Marriage. Why? Because Women Realize It's Not Worth Buying An Entire Pig Just To Get A Little Sausage!

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray For Someone When I Don't Have The Strength To Help Him In Some Other Way.