My Passion And Energy Get Mistaken For

It's Funny: I'm A Lifelong Musician, But Because I Principally Play The Piano It's Been A Solitary Thing.

I Don't Go To Premieres. I Don't Go To Parties. I Don't Covet The Oscar. I Don't Want Any Of That. I Don't Go Out. I Just Have Dinner At Home Every Night With My Kids. Being Famous, That's A Whole Other Career. And I Haven't Got Any Energy For It.

I'm Almost Incapable Of Lying. I'd Be A Terrible Spy.

I'm Rarely Asked To Play The Smartest Man In The Room.

I Did Have A Knack For Playing Weirdos. There's Still Sort Of This Perception Of Me Out There As Being This Crazy Guy.