My Past Is A Bit Checkered.

I Love Women And I Love The Women I Have Been With. I Always Try To Be Kind And Cautious And Treat People Nice.

Getting Married Was A Ball. Being Married Was... A Nightmare.

You Know How Much Money The Oil Companies Have? If You Need Some Gas, Just Go Fill Your Tank Off And Drive Off - They're Not Going To Miss It.

Two Of My Grandparents Died In A Car Crash. Sucks, 'cause They Would Have Lived To A Hundred.

That's Why I Called My Record Devil Without A Cause - I'm A White Boy Who's So Sick Of Hearing That White Kids Are Going To Steal Rap.