My Pen And Paper Causes A Chain

I Stopped Watching Tv Because Of 'the Wire.' Like, 'the Wire' Ruined Everything For Me Because I Don't Even Want To Watch Anything Else Now.

All I See Is Sissies In Magazines Smiling... Whatever Happened To Wildin' Out And Being Violent? Whatever Happened To Catching A Good, Old-fashioned, Passionate Ass Whoopin'? And Getting Your Shoes, Coat And Your Hat Tooken?

Though I'm Not The First King Of Controversy, I Am The Worst Thing Since Elvis Presley. To Do Black Music So Selfishly, And Use It To Get Myself Wealthy.

What Are Friends ? Friends Are People That You Think Are Your Friends But They Really Your Enemies, With Secret Indentities And Disguises, To Hide They True Colors So Just When You Think You Close Enough To Be Brothers They Wanna Come Back And Cut Your Throat When You Ain't Lookin'.

I Don't Know Why This World Keeps Turning, Round And Round. But I Wish It Would Stop And Let Me Off Right Now!