My Personal Hobbies Are Reading, Listening To

I Am An Unpopular Electric Eel Set In A Pond Of Goldfish.

I Am One Of Those Unhappy Persons Who Inspire Bores To The Greatest Flights Of Art.

Hot Water Is My Native Element. I Was In It As A Baby, And I Have Never Seemed To Get Out Of It Ever Since.

By The Time I Was Eleven Years Old, I Had Been Taught That Nature, Far From Abhorring A Vacuum, Positively Adores It.

Picasso Was A Delightful, Kindly, Friendly, Simple Little Man. When I Met Him He Was Extremely Excited And Overjoyed That His Mother-in-law Had Just Died, And He Was Looking Forward To The Funeral.