My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!