My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.