My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.