My Point Is, That If I'm Honest,

For The Record, Knowing When People Are Only Pretending To Like You Isn't Such A Great Skill To Have.

The Bad News Is We Don't Have Any Control. The Good News Is We Can't Make Any Mistakes.

That's How A Good Story Works. It Changes How You Feel. It Brings You To A Greater Appreciation, A Greater Joy, Of Your Own Existence.

At The Last Minute, I Couldn't Wear The Hitler Mustache Because Tiger Stripe Ate It; And Then I Didn't Want To Take My Kitty And Risk His Coughing Up Some Big Nazi Hairball On Someone's Front Stoop.

You Know How Both Life And Porno Movies End. The Only Difference Is Life Starts With The Orgasm.