My Problem Is That I Don't Get

I've Heard Lots Of People Lie To Themselves But They Never Fool Anyone.

To Be With Another Woman, That Is French. To Be Caught, That Is American.

When I First Started Doing My Stand-up Act, I Played The Banjo, Did Comedy, Magic Tricks, Juggled, Read Poetry. I Stuck It All In. I Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Just Stand Up And Tell Jokes. Essentially, That's What My Act Became: Those Five Elements - Except I Dropped The Poetry.

I Was Always Very Shy But As I Get Older I Think, What Am I Being Shy For? You Just Grow Weary Of Your Own Hang-ups.

Working At The Magic Shop Really Gave Me A Sense Of Comedy Because It Was All Jokes.