My Rookie Year, I Was Very Immature.

Is Sending The Harlem Globetrotters And Dennis Rodman To The Dprk Strange? In A Word, Yes.

If You're Going To Have Sex, Use A Condom.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

My Last Year With The Spurs, I Was Late To Practice One Time.