My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.