My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry

I Will Not Be Misquoted!

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

Buddha, Much Like Everyone Else Has Good And Bad Days.

I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand. But Sometimes It Backfires

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All