My Son Jack Just Got Out Of

I've Had So Much Good Luck Happen To Me That I Can't Handle Bad Luck.

I'm One Of These People That Always Looks On The Bad Side Of The Fence.

I'm Not Trying To Twist People's Heads Around. I'm Not Trying To Say, "believe In Me."

Ozzy Is A Powerful And Attractive Man. When I Grow Up I Want To Be Ozzy.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.