My Son Jack Once Said To Me,

Take My Hand And We'll Go Riding Through The Sunshine From Above. We'll Find Happiness Together In The Summer Skies Of Love.

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.

I Don't Forget What I Used To Do And So I Can't Justifiably Say To My Kid, "don't You Do That," When I Used To Do It Myself.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.