My Success Comes In Making Fun Of

My Daughter Doesn't Even Get My Humor. She's Like, 'um, No. I Don't Get It, Dad. Mmm, No, Not That One, Dad.'

In My Divorce, I Stood Up And Said To My Ex-wife, 'hey, I Messed Up. This Had Nothing To Do With You. I Didn't Understand What Marriage Was. I Cheated. I Was Wrong. We Couldn't Fix It; It Got Worse. I Stepped Away Because I Didn't Want It To Get Any Worse. You're The Mother Of My Kids - I Don't Want To Hate You.'

I Love To Pop Up At The Movie Theaters. I Love To Treat The People Who Are There.

I Don't Look At Obstacles As Obstacles. I Look At Them As Things That Were Put There For A Reason. You Can Approach These Things Negatively Or Positively. I Think Those That Approach It With A Negative Mindset Only Get A Negative Outcome.

Life Is Too Short To Worry About What Others Say About You. Have Fun And Give Them Something To Talk About.