My Twerking Skills Are For The Bedroom,

I Love When People Underestimate Me And Then Become Pleasantly Surprised.

You Don't Put Bumper Stickers On A Bentley.

Kourtney [kardashian] Is So Freaking Cute, She Can Wear Everything.

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

If You Ask Her To Do Things On Command, Like Clap Or Walk, She Just Shuts Down. She Does Not Want To Perform.