My Way Of Joking Is To Tell

No Englishman Is Ever Fairly Beaten

Obedience Simulates Subordination As Fear Of The Police Simulates Honesty.

I Talk Democracy To These Men And Women. I Tell Them That They Have The Vote, And That Theirs Is The Kingdom And The Power And The Glory. I Say To Them You Are Supreme: Exercise Your Power. They Say, That's Right: Tell Us What To Do; And I Tell Them. I Say Exercise Our Vote Intelligently By Voting For Me. And They Do. That's Democracy; And A Splendid Thing It Is Too For Putting The Right Men In The Right Place.

Parentage Is A Very Important Profession, But No Test Of Fitness For It Is Ever Imposed In The Interest Of The Children.

I Love Little Children Too But I Don't Cut Off Their Heads And Stick Them In Vases.