My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.