My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.