My Wife Gives Good Headache.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!