My Wife Never Lies About Her Age.

Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.