My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.