My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But Angola's In Trouble.

The Word Conservative Means Discriminatory Practically. It's A Form Of Political Discrimination. What Do The Republicans Run On? Against Gay Marriage And For A War That Makes No Sense. A War That Was Based On Faulty Intelligence. That's All They Ever Talk About. That And Immigration. Another Discriminatory Argument For Political Gain.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes Him Out Of The Conversation. He Can Win As Much As He Wants To.