My Workout Was Running Down Fly Balls,

It Is Better To Give A Lick Than Receive One.

If My Mother Put On A Helmet And Shoulder Pads And A Uniform That Wasn't The Same As The One I Was Wearing, I'd Run Over Her If She Was In My Way. And I Love My Mother.

My Workout Was Running Down Fly Balls, Stealing A Base, Or Running For My Life On The Football Field.

I Struck Out With Two Men On Base. I Was So Angry, So Frustrated, I Turned And Without Even Thinking About It, Snapped My Bat Over My Thigh. The Bat Split Right In Half. Afterward, Reporters Asked Me If It Was The First Time I'd Ever Broken A Bat Over My Thigh. "i Broke An Aluminum Bat Over My Knee In College," I Said. (i Was Just Kidding).

It Is Better To Give A Lick Than Receive One. If Anybody Got In My Way, I Tried To Run Right Through Them.