Nancy, If I Were Your Husband I'd

Cannot Possibly Attend First Night, Will Attend Second... If There Is One.

The Monarchy Is So Extraordinarily Useful. When Britain Wins A Battle She Shouts, God Save The Queen; When She Loses, She Votes Down The Prime Minister.

If You Put Two Economists Xin A Room, You Get Two Opinions, Unless One Of Them Is Lord Keynes, In Which Case You Get Three Opinions.

We Must Have A Better Word Than "prefabricated", Why Not "ready-made"?

Who Is Not Liberal When Young, Does Not Have A Heart. Who Is Not Conservative When Old, Does Not Have A Brain.