Nature's Hasty Conscience.

A Straight Line Is The Shortest Possible Line Between Any Two Points - An Axiom Equally True In Morals As In Mathematics.

Habit Is, To Weak Minds, A Species Of Moral Predestination, From Which They Have No Power To Escape.

The Irish Sometimes Make And Keep A Vow Against Whiskey; These Vows Are Usually Limited To A Short Time.

Promises Are Dangerous Things To Ask Or To Give.

I've A Great Fancy To See My Own Funeral Afore I Die.