Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is Argument.

The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man Is To Lose His Money, The Next Worst His Health, The Next Worst His Reputation.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

Life Is Like Music; It Must Be Composed By Ear, Feeling, And Instinct, Not By Rule.

I Do Not Mind Lying, But I Hate Inaccuracy.