Never Ask A Bore A Question.

I Am The Center Of The World, But The Control Panel Seems To Be Somewhere Else.

I Like What I Do For A Living. I Also Like Not Doing It--perhaps Even More.

Let's Have Some Good, Old-fashioned Literature, With A Virgin And A Moral.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.