Never Be Afraid To Try Something New.

Sign Outside A Country Shop: We Buy Junk And Sell Antiques.

Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank As Much As The Next Infallible Deity.

And So By The Fifteenth Century, On October 8, The Europeans Were Looking For A New Place To Try To Get To, And They Came Up With A New Concept: The West.

All Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.

A Critical Function That We Journalists Perform At Political Conventions Is To Try To Get Into Parties That We Have Not Been Invited To. There Are Dozens Of These Parties, Sponsored By Large Corporations With A Sincere Public-spirited Desire To Become Larger.