Never Be Unfaithful To A Lover, Except

The Commies Are The Only People On Earth Who Think Star Wars Will Work. If They're That Gullible, Maybe We Should Have Held The Summit At Atlantic City And Let Them Lose All Their Missiles Playing Keno.

You Can Always Reason With A German. You Can Always Reason With A Barnyard Animal, Too, For All The Good It Does.

Keeping House Is As Unpleasant And Filthy As Coal Mining, And The Pay's A Lot Worse.

What Would Be A Road Hazard Anywhere Else, In The Third World Is Probably The Road.

Authority Has Always Attracted The Lowest Elements In The Human Race