Never Fight An Inanimate Object.

God Has No Role To Play In Politics Except To Make Sure Politicians Go Where They Belong. To Hell.

If I Give Up Drinking, Smoking, And Fatty Foods, I Can Add Ten Years To My Life. Trouble Is, I'll Add It To The Wrong End.

You Can't Get Rid Of Poverty By Giving People Money.

The Political Process Consists Entirely Of Politicians Talking Out Of Their Butts.

When I Became A Man, I Put Away Childish Things And Got More Elaborate And Expensive Childish Things From France And Japan.