Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.