Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.