Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each Other's Worlds.

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.