Never In My Life Did I Think

Remind Me: Who Was The Greater Mass Murderer, Stalin Or Hitler? Well, Stalin Is Thought To Have Been Responsible For About 50 Million Deaths, And Hitler For A Mere 25 Million. What Hitler Did In His Concentration Camps Was Equalled If Not Exceeded In Foulness By The Soviet Gulags, Forced Starvation And Pogroms. What Makes The Achievements Of Communist Russia So Special And Different, That You Can Simper Around In A Cccp T-shirt, While Anyone Demented Enough To Wear Anything Commemorating The Third Reich Would Be Speedily Banged Away Under The 1986 Public Order Act?

Never In My Life Did I Think I Would Be Congratulated By Mick Jagger For Achieving Anything.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

We Need To Look At Our Nannying, Mollycoddled, Politically Correct Culture In My View, Which Stops Kids From Going Out And Playing Competitive Sport. I Also Think We Need To Look At The Shear Fatness Of The Regulations Which Control People Who Want To Help Kids Play Sport.

I Dont See Why People Are So Snooty About Channel Five. It Has Some Respectable Documentaries About The Second World War. It Also Devotes Considerable Airtime To Investigations Into Lap-dancing, And Other Related And Vital Subjects