Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

I, Unfortunately, Take The Subway A Lot. It's Not My Preference, But It Is My Lot In Life.

Great People Talk About Ideas, Average People Talk About Things, And Small People Talk About Wine.

Never Relinquish Clothing To A Hotel Valet Without First Specifically Telling Him That You Want It Back.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

It Is Not True That There Is Dignity In All Work. Some Jobs Are Definitely Better Than Others.