Never Lend Books, For No One Ever

A Woman Without Breasts Is Like A Bed Without Pillows.

I Do Not Know Any Reading More Easy, More Fascinating, More Delightful Than A Catalogue.

In Order That Knowledge Be Properly Digested It Must Have Been Swallowed With A Good Appetite.

The Truth Is That Life Is Delicious, Horrible, Charming, Frightful, Sweet, Bitter, And That Is Everything.

Stupidity Is Far More Dangerous Than Evil, For Evil Takes A Break From Time To Time, Stupidity Does Not.