Never Pass Up The Chance To Sit

A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern.

You Ask What The Aim Is? I Tell You It Is Victory - Total Victory.

Never Engage In A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Man.

I Have Always Felt That A Politician Is To Be Judged By The Animosities He Excites Among His Opponents.

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