Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb.

Everyone Pretty Much Acknowledges That He's The Man, And I Still Feel That Underrates Him.

People Who Speak In Metaphors Should Shampoo My Crotch.

I'm Not A Power Person. I Like Everyone To Be On An Equal Footing.

Comedy Is Much Harder, It's A Lot More Exacting. You Can't Just Be Real And You Can't Just Use The Same Kind Of Techniques You Use To Fill Up A Regular Scene.

Believe It Or Not, I Supported Richard Nixon On The Issue Of Presidential Privilege. How Could Anyone Conceive Of Being The President Of The United States And Think That Every Single Thing That You Say Or Do Can Become A Part Of The Public Record? It Just Seems So Stupid To Me.