Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

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The Strangest Thing Is At Tea Breaks, Or Coffee Breaks Or Lunch, You Forget You're A Zombie. And You're Talking About Politics To Somebody At The Table And You Forget That You Have A Bullet Hole In Your Forehead.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.