Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

I Loved Japan. I Used To Read A Lot About It When I Was A Child. And I Always Wanted To Go. And It Was Delightful. I Absolutely Loved It. What A Smashing Place.

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly