Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

In High School, I Weighed 175 To 180. I Looked Like Abraham Lincoln. I Was 6-foot-3, Biggest Thing In The Class, But Tall, Not Fat.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

The Tv Weatherman Has Always Been One Of The Best, Most Secure Jobs. They Change Anchors, They Change The Set, Producers Come And Go. But The Weather Person Hangs On Forever!