Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

You Have A Wonderful Organization. I Understand You Have Ten Thousand Here. And If You Count The Ones In The Various Federal Prisons, It Brings Your Total Membership Up To Around Thirty Thousand.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.