Never So Long As You Live, Write

Bread Is Like Dressed, Hats And Shoes - In Other Words, Essential!

People Who Picnic Along The Public Highway Leaving A Clutter Of Greasy Paper And Swill (not A Pretty Name, But Neither Is It A Pretty Object!) For Other People To Walk Or Drive Past, And To Make A Breeding Place For Flies, And Furnish Nourishment For Rats, Choose A Disgusting Way To Repay The Land-owner For The Liberty They Took In Temporarily Occupying His Property.

There Is A Big Deposit Of Sympathy In The Bank Of Love, But Don't Draw Out Little Sums Every Hour Or So - So That By And By, When Perhaps You Need It Badly, It Is All Drawn Out And You Yourself Don't Know How Or On What It Was Spent.

The Joy Of Joys Is The Person Of Light But Unmalicious Humor.

Excepting A Religious Ceremonial, There Is No Occasion Where Greater Dignity Of Manner Is Required Of Ladies And Gentlemen Both, Than In Occupying A Box At The Opera. For A Gentleman Especially No Other Etiquette Is So Exacting.