Never Underestimate The Power Of Human Stupidity.

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured With Money, Or Through Education, Or By Legislation.

Never Crowd Youngsters About Their Private Affairs - Sex Especially.

Hit It! You Have To Hit It Harder Than That. Electrons Are Timid Little Things But Notional; You Have To Let Them Know Who’s Boss.

Take Sides! Always Take Sides! You Will Sometimes Be Wrong - But The Man Who Refuses To Take Sides Must Always Be Wrong.

The Mind's Ability To Rationalize It's Own Shortcomings Is Unlimited; I Am No Exception.