Never Use A Verb Other Than ‘said’

I Got Halfway Through 'the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.' I Don't Get It At All. What's The Big Thrill? It's Boring.

A Man Can Be In Two Different Places And He Will Be Two Different Men. Maybe If You Think Of More Places He Will Be More Men, But Two Is Enough For Now.

There Are Some People Who Have Been Reading Me For Years, And They Keep Saying Kind Things About The Writing. That's What You're Writing For, To Get People To Respond To It.

I Don't Have Any Of The Modern Stuff. I Don't Have E-mail. I Don't Have A Computer!

I Try To Leave Out The Parts Readers Skip.