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We Exist To Build The Business Of Our Clients. The Recommendations We Make To Them Should Be The Recommendations We Would Make If We Owned Their Companies, Without Regard To Our Own Short-term Interest. This Earns Their Respect, Which Is The Greatest Asset We Can Have.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.

The Mission Of A Great School Is Not To Cram You With Facts So That You Can Regurgitate Them...this Gives Many Boys Such A Distaste For Learning That They Never Read Another Book As Long As They Live. No, The Mission Is To Inspire You With A Taste For Scholarship - A Taste Which Will Last You All Your Life.

There Is No Need For Advertisements To Look Like Advertisements. If You Make Them Look Like Editorial Pages, You Will Attract About 50 Per Cent More Readers.

Training Should Not Be Confined To Trainees. It Should Be A Continuous Process, And Should Include The Entire Professional Staff Of The Agency. The More Our People Learn, The More Useful They Can Be To Our Clients.