New Rule: The People Of America Who

The Republican Party Is Like The Corpse In 'weekend At Bernies' And The Tea Party Is Like The Two Guys Who Put Sunglasses And A Party Hat On It And Drag It Around.

Tiger Woods Apologized To The Three Women In America He Never Got Around To Sleeping With.

Mitt Romney We Think Is Going Run Again. He Says He Has No Plans To Run, But He Said If He Did Run, This Time Things Would Turn Out Differently. Yes They Would. This Time He Would Get His Ass Kicked By A Woman.

We're All Gonna Be Gay If We Get Health Care!

As A Loyal American And I Think A Patriotic American, No, I Don't Want Sarah Palin To Be President.