New White People, You Can't Scare These

There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want Anything From Me But To Laugh And Have A Good Time. You See Them At The Show And They Like - They Dress Up To Come See Your Show And Stuff. And They Pack These Auditoriums And It's A Lot Of Fun, Man. It's Like, This Is How I Started, And It's Still Fun For Me.

One Of The Things That Happens When People Make The Leap From A Certain Amount Of Money To Tens Of Millions Of Dollars Is That The People Around You Dramatically Change.

There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

I Don't Want The Money. I Don't Want The Drama. I Just Want To Do My Show. I Want To Have Fun Again.