New Year's Eve, Where Auld Acquaintance Be

In The Enron Scandal, Whistleblower Sherron Watkins Is Now Calling Herself Enron Brokovitch. She Testified Ken Lay Was Duped By The Other Executives. Oh, Yeah. When Is The Last Time You Got Duped And Made $100 Million?

The Republican Debate Got Pretty Heated. They Spent Most Of Their Time Arguing Over Who God Called First.

President Bush Called Arnold To Congratulate Him Today, And After He Got Off The Phone, Arnold Said, 'i Thought My English Was Bad.'

Senator Chris Dodd Unveiled His Plan To Reduce Corruption In The Senate. He's Retiring.

According To The New York Daily News, Geraldo Said He Is Now Carrying A Gun, And He Will Personally Shoot Osama Bin Laden If He Finds Him. If Osama Also Has A Gun, This Could Work Out Okay.