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Language, N. The Music With Which We Charm The Serpents Guarding Another's Treasure.

Linen, N. "a Kind Of Cloth The Making Of Which, When Made Of Hemp, Entails A Great Waste Of Hemp."

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

Calumnus, N. A Graduate Of The School For Scandal.

Monument, N. A Structure Intended To Commemorate Something Which Either Needs No Commemoration Or Cannot Be Commemorated.