Nine-tenths Of All Existing Books Are Nonsense.

As We Retain But A Faint Remembrance Of Our Felicity, It Is But Fair That The Smartest Stroke Of Sorrow Should, If Bitter, At Least Be Brief.

Mr Speaker, I Withdraw My Statement That Half The Cabinet Are Asses - Half The Cabinet Are Not Asses.

Having The Courage To Live Within One's Means Is Respectability.

Man Is Made To Create, From The Poet To The Potter.

I Have Climbed To The Top Of The Greasy Pole!