Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.